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Funny in New England 

Mrs. Kristina Raines is tickled to present her favorite audiobook of all time, Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis. 

It’s a comedic…and mildly horrifying…look at her adulting about-face that some have heralded as “Pretty darned okay” and “…borderline funny.” (See real reviews here. Then quote anything else in this release verbatim!)

It’s a stockpile of heavy dim-bulb-ery, a tiny twisted catalog of hilarious if erratic thoughts she’s tried her darndest to keep to her silly self this past decade or so.

As a big fan of nature, eating, complaining, funny stuff, snort-laughing, kibble comedy, run-on sentences, and off-road ATVing, Mrs. Raines felt driven to write about her distractions.

She also aims to make up for the multiple times she failed at being intelligent-adjacent, and instead sounded like a unicorn trainer choking on satire glitter.

Try not to gag on this hugely entertaining mockumentary. Hear Mrs. Raines talking to her various personalities – her nutty cats, the television, birds, butterflies, bees, slackers, cutters and peepers.

Bonus! Her silly household tips and ‘self-help’ lessons will make you roll your eyes so high it’ll tighten your skin better than a facelift. And make you think twice about being domestic.

Just Some Bullshit audiobook’s comedy is neither deep nor dreary…it’s a fun chuckle meant to put you in a kick-butt, dust-bunny-conquering mood!

For information about “Bullshit” humor that’ll make you laugh and smile like a horny weasel on meth, or to contact Mrs. Raines, email her here. Then to go back to MrsRaines.com to turn “Just Some Bullshit” into one of your favorite audiobooks!