PRESS INFORMATION
Roads More Haunted
Spirited Comedy Travel Guide Coming Soon
About Roads More Haunted
Roads More Haunted isn’t your average ghostly travelogue. It’s a road-worn, sarcasm-infused passport to the eeriest haunts, spookiest legends, and quirkiest roadside cemeteries you’d never visit if you weren’t into lipless grins. Think tour-guide-meets-skeptic-meets-that-one-friend who insists “ghosts are just misunderstood tourists.” Expect equal parts “did that statue just wink?” and “my car radio is broadcasting white noise again – ear plugs everyone?”
Perfect for adventurous readers with a hilarious mistrust of the paranormal, Roads More Haunted throws you into spine-tingling locales – plus pit stops, snack tips, and “what-not-to-say-at-a-grave” etiquette.
About the Author
Kristina Powell-Raines is a nearly-brave, carb-fueled wordsmith who roams haunted corridors in comfy ankle boots. A humorist who believes laughter is the best ghost magnet, she’s a chronic note-taker who’s never met a road sign she couldn’t deconstruct. Raines brings authenticity, curiosity, and killer snack recommendations to each chilling chapter. Her death-bed ambitions include guiding readers through eerie history with equal parts skepticism and finger-pointing.
Press Release
Roads More Haunted
A Wry, Road-Tripping Guide to Ghosts, History, and Snackable Mayhem…Coming Soon
Southeastern Connecticut — the author of Roads More Haunted is tickled to announce a forthcoming guide that delivers equal parts spooky, snarky, and surprisingly handy. This travel-comedy hybrid takes readers off the beaten path – and possibly into the path of a mischievous apparition or two.
From silent cemeteries where headstones whisper secrets (if it’s not the wind), to creaking inns where the breakfast quinoa bowl may or may not come with extra spirit, Roads More Haunted promises:
Real – but questionably supernatural – travel intel, like how to spot a grave that might be a portal…or just a sun-bleached stone.
Travel-savvy tips disguised as humorous survival instructions, including “What to say if a ghost asks for a nice corner to mope (answer: where the lighting is poor and the wi-fi is weak).”
Snack recommendations for the road, because confronting spirits on an empty stomach is never a good idea.
A narrator who’s equal parts guidebook geek and snarky skeptic: all for you, armed with a flashlight, eye-rolling commentary, and an appetite for fun.
Though still under wraps tighter than King Tut’s, Roads More Haunted is officially labeled “Coming Soon.” Keep your eyes peeled, and your EMF meters handy (or not. Skeptics, rejoice).
Media contact:
Kristina Powell-Raines
Just Some Bullshit
Comedy Audiobook
Press Release
Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis
Funny in New England
Kristina Powell-Raines has unleashed her midlife madness, audiobook edition, “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”.
It’s a comedic if mildly horrifying look at her adulting about-face that some have heralded as “Pretty darned okay” and “…borderline funny.” (See real reviews here…then feel free to quote anything else in this release verbatim.)
It’s a stockpile of heavy dim-bulb-ery, a tiny twisted catalog of hilarious if erratic thoughts she’s failed to keep shamefully hidden in her journal this past decade or so.
As a big fan of nature, eating, complaining, eye rolls, snort-laughing, kibble comedy, high art with a low brow, run-on sentences, and off-road ATVing, Mrs. Raines feels driven to share her distractions.
She also aims to make up for the every time she failed at being intelligent-adjacent, and instead sounded like a unicorn trainer choking on glitter.
Try not to gag on this mind-numbing mockumentary. Hear Mrs. Raines talking to her various personalities, her cats, the TV, birds, butterflies, bees, slackers, cutters and peepers.
Bonus! Her ‘household tips’ and ‘self-help’ insights will make you roll your eyes so high it’ll tighten your skin better than a facelift. And make you think twice about being domestic.
Just Some Bullshit audiobook’s comedy is neither deep nor dreary…it’s a fun chuckle meant to put you in a kick-butt, dust-bunny-conquering mood!
For information about “Bullshit” humor that’ll make you laugh like a horny weasel on meth…
Media contact:
Kristina Powell-Raines
Why She Gets Out of Bed
Most simply, for the smiles. Kristina aims to serve up humor and hauntings in equal measure. Feral art, stories, puzzles, midlife laughs, and other experiments meld the fun and the ephemeral, and the moments where they all meet.
KWorx blends curiosity and irony, mischief and joy…and invites the audience to witness, participate, or just laugh along.
Reach out
Contact Mrs. Raines about her ‘self-help’ comedy audiobook, secret puzzles, KWorx art, spirited stories, indie music, and more.
Collabs
Mrs. Raines’ various comedy offerings include guest appearances, live streams, blog posts, and other collaborations.
Get help from a laughaholic
Collaborate with Kristina on a satire ebook, podcast, custom puzzles, a currently-unmemorable memoir, toasts, roasts and boasts, self-help audiobooks, voice-overs, and passive-aggressive poetry to spice up your site or your life…Mrs. Raines will prime your tickle bone!
Where to get the good stuff
All the snacks, all the spirits, all the sass.
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🎥 Watch it all go down → @MrsRainesWasHere
🎭 Best of Mrs. Raines → MrsRaines.com