Mrs. Raines

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Comedy stylings of the
Rambunctious Mrs. Raines
and her comedy audiobook
Just Some Bullshit


Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis

Comedy audiobook

Funny in New England 

Mrs. Kristina Raines is tickled to present her favorite audiobook of all time, Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis. 

It’s a comedic…and mildly horrifying…look at her adulting about-face that some have heralded as “Pretty darned okay” and “…borderline funny.” (See real reviews here. Then quote anything else in this release verbatim!)

It’s a stockpile of heavy dim-bulb-ery, a tiny twisted catalog of hilarious if erratic thoughts she’s tried her darndest to keep to her silly self this past decade or so.

As a big fan of nature, eating, complaining, funny stuff, snort-laughing, kibble comedy, run-on sentences, and off-road ATVing, Mrs. Raines felt driven to write about her distractions.

She also aims to make up for the multiple times she failed at being intelligent-adjacent, and instead sounded like a unicorn trainer choking on satire glitter.

Try not to gag on this hugely entertaining mockumentary. Hear Mrs. Raines talking to her various personalities – her nutty cats, the television, birds, butterflies, bees, slackers, cutters and peepers.

Bonus! Her silly household tips and ‘self-help’ lessons will make you roll your eyes so high it’ll tighten your skin better than a facelift. And make you think twice about being domestic.

Just Some Bullshit audiobook’s comedy is neither deep nor dreary…it’s a fun chuckle meant to put you in a kick-butt, dust-bunny-conquering mood!

For information about “Bullshit” humor that’ll make you laugh and smile like a horny weasel on meth, or to contact Mrs. Raines, email her here. Then to go back to to turn “Just Some Bullshit” into one of your favorite audiobooks!

Get help from a laughaholic

GHOSTWRITER and CO-AUTHOR – satire ebook, guest collabs, help with a humorous memoir, toasts, roasts and boasts, self-help audiobooks, voice-overs, touching eulogies, spice up your site, funny custom puzzles…Mrs. Raines can get your tickle bone primed!!

Reach out

Contact Mrs. Raines about her self-proclaimed ‘self-help’ audiobook, tough puzzles, music, and more.


Mrs. Raines various comedy offerings include guest appearances, live streams, blog posts, and other collaborations.

More fun stuff

Mrs. Raines and hubby Paul are also up to other funny hi-jinx – check out her Mud Bunny Fun YouTube Channel! Not officially comedy and no audiobooks there, just a big smile and some silly laughs at their cuckoo antics.

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