Ghosts in the Machine: Lady Peeq and a Haunted Townhouse, Ep. 1
Meet Lady Peeq in Tchotchke Townhouse, a haunted audio story set along Tenebris Quay, where fog, malfunctioning printers, and flirtatious neighbors blur the line between romance and the supernatural. Step into Episode 1 of the Lady Peeq Files—a blend of mystery, mischief, and modern hauntings. Curious how Lady Peeq handles the night at the townhouse? […]
Get a Sneak Peek of Ep. 1…Lady Peeq Chronicles – Ghost Negotiator
Something has begun at the Tchochke Townhouse. Lady Peeq’s first case isn’t a grand haunting—it’s a whisper in the wallpaper, a shadow that waits for company. Step inside this glimpse of what’s to come in Episode 1, Tchotchke Townhouse, and see what stirs when curiosity knocks after dark.
Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 3 – Crypt Chick
Crypt Chick A cappuccino, a croissant, and a crypt. That’s all it takes to throw Dane Mercer and Indie Locke together on a collision course with the impossible. Beneath Center Church on the Green, something restless stirs—and when Lady Peeq arrives, danger in her eyes and command in her voice, the crypt itself seems to […]
Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 2 – HalfLight Séance
HalfLight Séance The candles burn higher, the mist grows colder…and the spirit world draws closer. Lady Peeq and her guests encounter whispered chills, an unexpected flirtation, and a ghostly body that’ll haunt your dreams. Note to Readers from A.P. Meringue Set your snack stage for drifting spirits…read HalfLight Séance with flare. (Flame candles optional) Mood […]
Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 1 – Lady Peeq, Ghost Negotiator
Lady Peeq, Ghost Negotiator Part exorcist, part flirt…Lady Peeq tackles gushing devices at a haunted Tenebris Quay townhouse. By nightfall, she’s darting back to her houseboat, where séance candles burn low and guests are reflected a hundredfold in antiqued mirrors. A heat-inducing brush with the Fisher Fox sets his lantern eyes gleaming…but it’s off to […]
Who Is the White Lady of Union Cemetery? (And Can We Finally Give Her a Real Name?) 👩🏻🦳
Let’s be honest: being a ghost is hard enough without people calling you “The White Lady” like you’re some haunted mannequin from a discount bridal outlet. For more than a century, Connecticut locals have whispered about a pale figure gliding through the mist of Union Cemetery in Easton. She floats. She flickers. She might smell […]
Haunted Rest Stop Snack with Milemarker Jack
A Ghost Tried to Ruin My Dinner at a Previously Unhaunted Inn 👻🍽️ Is the Lost Fox Inn in Litchfield, CT, full of phantasms… or just extra atmospheric? 🦊There I was, dinner at the Lost Fox with my husband, when I swear, something walked behind Paul and… disappeared. No staff around, just vintage footsteps creaking. […]
⚰️Union Cemetery’s White Lady Walks
🕯️ CASE FILE: THE WHITE LADY Known haunt: Union Cemetery, Easton, Connecticut Known behavior: Drifting silently through the mist, vanishing just before you blink, and passing unspoken judgment on your late-night snack choices. They say she glows. They say she mourns…a child possibly. They say she once locked eyes with a ghost hunter—and his flashlight died of shame. […]
The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant journaling, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: Yes, I saw that ghostly hand try to take my snacks back. Nice try, Casper. No ghouls […]
Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky ✨ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results. It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask, some marshmallow fluff, and an […]
Crackers in the Dark with Dr. Nibblestein
BREAKING: Why did you devour those crackers in the dead of night? What drives the sudden urge to raid your partner’s plate? At the Midlife Institute, we’re not just asking these questions—we’re savoring them. Step into the whimsical world of the Midlife Institute for Behavioral Bites with your host, Dr. Sybil Nibblestein. Imagine a place […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
🏚️ In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately—without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. Just the softest, most […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56 💄👻
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen. #DarkScience
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take 1 video with snacks.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. Isn’t 56 fun? If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful […]
Never Let Myself Go? Sis, I’m Already Gone.
👸🏼 I said I’d never let myself go… turns out, I just needed directions At 36, I swore I’d never let myself go. I wore structured pants on weekdays and weekends. I had a skincare routine that involved more than one product. I flossed for fun. Flash forward to 56. I’m gone girl gone. Gone where, you […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams.I get them in my kitchen. There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not a snack […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m still emotionally flammable, but almost burned out. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. But this one did a mic […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle… the ancient language of foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks—not by hand, but by pact. […]
Shocking Ka-kooch Sighting! Beware
Nature lovers, hikers, and anyone who’s ever tried to pee in the woods without a cheering section—this one’s for you. In this cute and hilarious hiking short, Mr. and Mrs. Raines demonstrate the very latest in forest etiquette (spoiler: it involves yelling “Ka-Kak!” and “Ka-Kooch!” like your dignity depends on it). If you’ve ever needed a funny […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
The rambunctious, snarky and slightly oddball Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. 🙄 Thanks to their reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance and puns at an AGT “audition”, this clip is sure to make you cringe-laugh! If you love silly comedy shorts […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke. 👉🏻 I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words were, “You planning to […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
It’s funny, over 50 our lips lose collagen, elastin and I dunno what else, so I got some lip filler to have an excuse to create comedy video shorts, and to appease my old-ass ego. Plus who doesn’t enjoy anesthesia and ‘beauty tips’! Find more relatable beauty stuff and anti-aging tips and smiles on this […]
“You’re a Drug” by Mrs. Raines
“Am I just high or is it love… “That’s telling me I can’t live… “Without your mind-blowing kiss…?” This song is wrought with a pensiveness that’s perfect for a break-up…or breakthrough…kind of mood. Add “You’re a Drug” to your playlist now. The clean version comes with the explicit song version for free! Follow Mrs. Raines: […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can do […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
👄 Sketch comedy and beauty tips lovers will smile… Especially if you’ve got got funny skin issues. Love to laugh at yourself and/or vain people getting older? This video’s for you! Wish your wallet was a 3D printer that purged itself of beauty Benjamins every time you walked into a Med Spa or beauty store? […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Looking for your new favorite audiobook? 💁🏻♀️ Mom is fair game in my new comedy free-for-all, “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”. Hilarious dope doobies, cow bells, the ocean…and how with one sentence you’ll forget all about your tinnitus! If you’re looking for something to LOL about, be sure to check out […]
The Undoing of an AGT Star
In this hilarious comedy sketch, future Mrs. Raines attempts to audition for America’s Got Talent…and has the judges wondering about the top ten? Watch as she channels her inner comedy superstar and shows them what she’s got…or not! Is it Golden Buzzer AGT time during this “audition”? 🤦🏻♀️ If you’re a fan of USA’s Got […]
What the Fark is Up With My Memory Fails?!
🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke! 👉🏻 Subscribe and ring now! I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. He’s the best top comedy relief. I […]
Surviving a Midlife Crisis with Less BS – Comedy Podcast with Light Up Your Buzz
Have a chuckle with Stacy and Mrs. Raines’ over the trials of a midlife mess. Plus, her comedy audiobook will have you rolling your eyes so high it’ll feel like a facelift. “Just Some Bullshit” may become your newest favorite audiobook. Giggle, grin and guffaw over hilarious midlife “self-help tips”, cute cat humor and jokes […]
Special Guest Mrs. Raines (aka Joy Pains) visits Comedy Podcast Bunker of Truth
One of Mrs. Raines’ personalities visits the Bunker of Truth podcast to discuss the impending alien comedy clash. Hear “Joy Pains” and Kernel Boaty McBoat-Face (Jason) and General Northside (Jim) as they discuss hilarious invasion-related goings-on. Love it, could become a favorite comedy podcast, even though aliens weren’t really my ‘thing’ before. Try not to […]