Cream of the Crypt at 56 đź’„đź‘»Â
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. đź’‹ So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen. #DarkScience
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take 1 video with snacks.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. Isn’t 56 fun? If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful […]
Never Let Myself Go? Sis, I’m Already Gone.
I said I’d never let myself go… turns out, I just needed directions At 36, I swore I’d never let myself go. I wore structured pants on weekdays and weekends. I had a skincare routine that involved more than one product. I flossed for fun. Flash forward to 56. I’m gone girl gone. Gone where, you ask?To […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams.I get them in my kitchen. There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not a snack […]