🍿 Viewing Instructions:
Take 1 video with snacks.
Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy.
May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy.
🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form.
Isn’t 56 fun?
If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful nutrition” and “gummy bear apothecary.”
Clinically approved by the Snack Council of Aging…when paired with peanuts.
⛑️ Not FDA approved… but also, not not approved. (We filed it under “spiritual supplements.”)
This video pairs well with:
- Peanuts
- A heating pad
- Low expectations
- And a mild ibuprofen chaser
Side effects may include accidental optimism and sugar-fueled clarity.
Look—I’m not reinventing the food pyramid. I’m just giving it better snacks and a slightly sarcastic foundation.
At 56, balance isn’t about restriction. It’s about joy.
In chewy, crunchy, color-coded form. With backup pain relief.
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