The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/MyHCabinet.mp4 Follow the slime trail: Freebies When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant meditating, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: On red wine and recline.On cheese, breeze, and pretending to read.On potato chips, […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam – complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/CreamCrypt.mp4 Grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take video with snacks and 8 ounces of chardonnay.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. Cautions: may cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy and nerve-straining eye rolls. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m emotionally flammable, and my sanity’s ghosting me. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. This one did a mic drop […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VWfDAHGUedA More Mrs. Raines The rambunctious, snarky and slightly goofy Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. Judge’s reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance at an AGT “audition” will have you cringe-snorting quick. If you love silly comedy videos this is a winner. […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonder…did I forget something important? Like, say…clothes? That’s when you know it’s time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you. I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Comedy Shorts with Mrs. Raines – Dark Humor & Laughs! It’s comedy shorts time again! 🥃 Seven-layer sangria didn’t help, but the shot glass…let’s just say things got interesting. Laugh, cringe, or LOL – you’ll probably do all three. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJ9OqkGypZ0 In this video, I (almost) try the new trend of chewing glass – stress relief, […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
https://www.youtube.com/embed/l0dIp46Ts4w?list=PLytg6LDuVNsSwYHdmH1e6lpq5T9caYg4v Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself – or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to […]
The Undoing of an AGT Star
Mrs. Raines tries out for America’s Got Talent, chaos ensues, history is made. Sort of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KhNGwpoNI In this comedy sketch, Mrs. Raines boldly “auditions” for America’s Got Talent – and immediately leaves the judges questioning… everything. This AGT parody explains exactly how she earned the nickname Rambunctious Mrs. Raines. Channeling unhinged audition energy and full-tilt […]