The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant journaling, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: Yes, I saw that ghostly hand try to take my snacks back. Nice try, Casper. No ghouls […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take 1 video with snacks.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. Isn’t 56 fun? If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m still emotionally flammable, but almost burned out. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. But this one […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
The rambunctious, snarky and slightly oddball Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. 🙄 Thanks to their reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance and puns at an AGT “audition”, this clip is sure to make you cringe-laugh! If you love silly comedy […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke. 👉🏻 I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words were, “You planning to […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Comedy Shorts with Mrs. Raines – Dark Humor & Laughs! It’s comedy shorts time again! 🥃 Seven-layer sangria didn’t help, but the shot glass…let’s just say things got interesting. Laugh, cringe, or LOL—you’ll probably do all three. In this hilarious video, I (almost) try the new trend of chewing glass—stress relief, they said. Danger, they […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself—or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to vanity fails, Mrs. […]