Mrs. Raines

Crackers in the Dark with Dr. Nibblestein

BREAKING: Why did you devour those crackers in the dead of night? What drives the sudden urge to raid your partner’s plate? At the Midlife Institute, we’re not just asking these questions—we’re savoring them. Step into the whimsical world of the Midlife Institute for Behavioral Bites with your host, Dr. Sybil Nibblestein. Imagine a place […]

Cream of the Crypt at 56 💄👻 

🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]

Shocking Ka-kooch Sighting! Beware

Mrs. Raines outdoor fitness hiking pee comedy

Nature lovers, hikers, and anyone who’s ever tried to pee in the woods without a cheering section—this one’s for you. In this cute and hilarious hiking short, Mr. and Mrs. Raines demonstrate the very latest in forest etiquette (spoiler: it involves yelling “Ka-Kak!” and “Ka-Kooch!” like your dignity depends on it). If you’ve ever needed a funny […]

Attitude Text to Husband

Mrs. Raines sexy comedy jokes lol

Ghosts in the Machine: Lady Peeq and a Haunted Townhouse, Ep. 1 Get a Sneak Peek of Ep. 1…Lady Peeq Chronicles – Ghost Negotiator Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 3 – Crypt Chick Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 2 – HalfLight Séance Peeq Chronicles, Ep. 1 – Lady Peeq, Ghost Negotiator Who Is the White Lady of Union Cemetery? (And Can […]

I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom

jokes about tinnitus

  Looking for your new favorite audiobook? 💁🏻‍♀️ Mom is fair game in my new comedy free-for-all, “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”. Hilarious dope doobies, cow bells, the ocean…and how with one sentence you’ll forget all about your tinnitus! If you’re looking for something to LOL about, be sure to check […]

The Undoing of an AGT Star

Mrs. Raines fitness comedy stand up sit down

In this hilarious comedy sketch, future Mrs. Raines attempts to audition for America’s Got Talent…and has the judges wondering about the top ten? Watch as she channels her inner comedy superstar and shows them what she’s got…or not! Is it Golden Buzzer AGT time during this “audition”? 🤦🏻‍♀️ If you’re a fan of USA’s Got […]

What the Fark is Up With My Memory Fails?!

Mrs. Raines dementia forgetfulness duet comedy

🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke! 👉🏻 Subscribe and ring now! I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. He’s the best top comedy relief. I […]