The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/MyHCabinet.mp4 Follow the slime trail: Freebies When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant meditating, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: On red wine and recline.On cheese, breeze, and pretending to read.On potato chips, […]
Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky 💖 Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results.https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/08/SparkleBest.mp4 It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask and an off-brand influencer ring […]
Crackers in the Dark with Dr. Nibblestein
BREAKING: Why did you devour those crackers in the dead of night? What drives the sudden urge to raid your partner’s plate? At the Midlife Institute, we’re not just asking these questions—we’re savoring them. Step into the whimsical world of the Midlife Institute for Behavioral Bites with your host, Dr. Sybil Nibblestein. […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately – without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/06/3-SnackCabHaunted.mp4 Just the […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam – complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/CreamCrypt.mp4 Grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take video with snacks and 8 ounces of chardonnay.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. Cautions: may cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy and nerve-straining eye rolls. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. […]
Never Let Myself Go? Sis, I’m Already Gone.
https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/NeverGoBedTarget.mp4 I said I’d never let myself go… turns out, I just needed directions At 36, I swore I’d never let myself go. I wore structured pants on weekdays and weekends. I had a skincare routine that involved more than one product. I flossed for fun. Flash forward to 56. I’m gone girl gone. Gone where, you […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams. I get them in my kitchen. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/ConfusedKplugFail.mp4 There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m emotionally flammable, and my sanity’s ghosting me. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. This one did a mic drop […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle…the ancient language of tin foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks. Not by […]
Shocking Ka-kooch Sighting! Beware
https://www.youtube.com/embed/SYeMcfI6l9U Nature lovers, hikers, and anyone who’s ever tried to pee in the woods without a cheering section – this one’s for you. In this cute and hilarious hiking short, Mr. and Mrs. Raines demonstrate the very latest in forest etiquette (spoiler: it involves yelling “Ka-Kak!” and “Ka-Kooch!” like your dignity depends on it). If you’ve ever […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VWfDAHGUedA More Mrs. Raines The rambunctious, snarky and slightly goofy Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. Judge’s reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance at an AGT “audition” will have you cringe-snorting quick. If you love silly comedy videos this is a winner. […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonder…did I forget something important? Like, say…clothes? That’s when you know it’s time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you. I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
https://youtu.be/eDvDGBxYeUs It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego. Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. 💋 If your lips […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Comedy Shorts with Mrs. Raines – Dark Humor & Laughs! It’s comedy shorts time again! 🥃 Seven-layer sangria didn’t help, but the shot glass…let’s just say things got interesting. Laugh, cringe, or LOL – you’ll probably do all three. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJ9OqkGypZ0 In this video, I (almost) try the new trend of chewing glass – stress relief, […]
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41TuHWKQrbo This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
https://www.youtube.com/embed/l0dIp46Ts4w?list=PLytg6LDuVNsSwYHdmH1e6lpq5T9caYg4v Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself – or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Laugh Your Way Through Midlife with Mrs. Raines!Looking for your next favorite audiobook? Dive into “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”, a comedy free-for-all where Mom is fair game, cowbells ring, dope doobies happen, and somehow one sentence might make you forget your tinnitus. This audiobook is packed with hilarious moments, self-help […]
The Undoing of an AGT Star
Mrs. Raines tries out for America’s Got Talent, chaos ensues, history is made. Sort of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KhNGwpoNI In this comedy sketch, Mrs. Raines boldly “auditions” for America’s Got Talent – and immediately leaves the judges questioning… everything. This AGT parody explains exactly how she earned the nickname Rambunctious Mrs. Raines. Channeling unhinged audition energy and full-tilt […]