It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego.
Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. 💋
If your lips are starting to look like they placed last in a slug road race, welcome. You’re among friends.
Relatable Beauty & Anti-Aging Comedy (Because Gravity Is Real)
On this channel and in my audiobooks, you’ll find:
* Beauty jokes about collagen loss, crepey skin, and neck betrayal
* Questionable self-help tips for midlife glow-ups
* Anti-aging humor, skincare sarcasm, and “natural beauty” experiments gone sideways
* Cute cat humor (because nothing lifts the face like laughing at a cat)
Hi. I’m Mrs. Raines, and I inflated my lips today.
If you enjoy funny over-50 humor, midlife crisis jokes, and beauty tips that absolutely should not be taken seriously, you’ll feel right at home.
Audiobooks for Midlife Laughs
► Get my favorite audiobook, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis for extra ha-has, sharp midlife commentary, and snarky self-help satire.
You’ll giggle until you sound like a mime choking on a tourist’s fist. And honestly? That’s better than Botox.
Paths to Wander
