Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky đź’– Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results.https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/08/SparkleBest.mp4 It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask and an off-brand influencer ring […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams. I get them in my kitchen. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/ConfusedKplugFail.mp4 There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle…the ancient language of tin foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me.    Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks. Not by […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
https://youtu.be/eDvDGBxYeUs It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego. Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. đź’‹ If your lips […]
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41TuHWKQrbo This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
https://www.youtube.com/embed/l0dIp46Ts4w?list=PLytg6LDuVNsSwYHdmH1e6lpq5T9caYg4v Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself – or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to […]