Mrs. Raines

Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein

Glow Job Gone Janky ✨ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results. It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask, some marshmallow fluff, and an […]

Plugged In, Zoned Out

When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams.I get them in my kitchen. There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not a snack […]

The Crinkle in the Night

      It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle… the ancient language of foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks—not by hand, […]

What’s Up With Lizard Lips?

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It’s funny, over 50 our lips lose collagen, elastin and I dunno what else, so I got some lip filler to have an excuse to create comedy video shorts, and to appease my old-ass ego. Plus who doesn’t enjoy anesthesia and ‘beauty tips’! Find more relatable beauty stuff and anti-aging tips and smiles on this […]

Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes

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Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can do […]

Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe

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Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself—or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to vanity fails, Mrs. […]