The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/MyHCabinet.mp4 Follow the slime trail: Freebies When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant meditating, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: On red wine and recline.On cheese, breeze, and pretending to read.On potato chips, […]
Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky 💖 Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results.https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/08/SparkleBest.mp4 It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask and an off-brand influencer ring […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately – without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/06/3-SnackCabHaunted.mp4 Just the […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam – complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/CreamCrypt.mp4 Grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams. I get them in my kitchen. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/ConfusedKplugFail.mp4 There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle…the ancient language of tin foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks. Not by […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VWfDAHGUedA More Mrs. Raines The rambunctious, snarky and slightly goofy Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. Judge’s reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance at an AGT “audition” will have you cringe-snorting quick. If you love silly comedy videos this is a winner. […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonder…did I forget something important? Like, say…clothes? That’s when you know it’s time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you. I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
https://youtu.be/eDvDGBxYeUs It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego. Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. 💋 If your lips […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Laugh Your Way Through Midlife with Mrs. Raines!Looking for your next favorite audiobook? Dive into “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”, a comedy free-for-all where Mom is fair game, cowbells ring, dope doobies happen, and somehow one sentence might make you forget your tinnitus. This audiobook is packed with hilarious moments, self-help […]