The Inner Peace Plot Twist
Even the dead want my snacks When I was 36, I thought “working on my mindset” meant journaling, mindfulness, and possibly joining a women’s circle called Moon Chalice Magic. Now that I’m 56? My mind is set alright. Specifically: Yes, I saw that ghostly hand try to take my snacks back. Nice try, Casper. No ghouls […]
Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky ✨ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results. It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask, some marshmallow fluff, and an […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
🏚️ In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately—without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. Just […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams.I get them in my kitchen. There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not a snack […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle… the ancient language of foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks—not by hand, […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
The rambunctious, snarky and slightly oddball Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. 🙄 Thanks to their reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance and puns at an AGT “audition”, this clip is sure to make you cringe-laugh! If you love silly comedy […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke. 👉🏻 I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words were, “You planning to […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
It’s funny, over 50 our lips lose collagen, elastin and I dunno what else, so I got some lip filler to have an excuse to create comedy video shorts, and to appease my old-ass ego. Plus who doesn’t enjoy anesthesia and ‘beauty tips’! Find more relatable beauty stuff and anti-aging tips and smiles on this […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Laugh Your Way Through Midlife with Mrs. Raines!Looking for your next favorite audiobook? 💁🏻♀️ Dive into “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”, a comedy free-for-all where Mom is fair game, cowbells ring, dope doobies happen, and somehow one sentence might make you forget your tinnitus. This audiobook is packed with hilarious moments, […]