Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky ✨ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results. It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask, some marshmallow fluff, and an […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
🏚️ In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately—without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. Just […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam—complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. 💋 So grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into a world […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take 1 video with snacks.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. Isn’t 56 fun? If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m still emotionally flammable, but almost burned out. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. But this one […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
The rambunctious, snarky and slightly oddball Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. 🙄 Thanks to their reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance and puns at an AGT “audition”, this clip is sure to make you cringe-laugh! If you love silly comedy […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
🤗 Hilarious short story…when you can’t remember to put clothes on before you go out in public it’s time for a husband tune-up…remind him to remind you, no joke. 👉🏻 I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words were, “You planning to […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Comedy Shorts with Mrs. Raines – Dark Humor & Laughs! It’s comedy shorts time again! 🥃 Seven-layer sangria didn’t help, but the shot glass…let’s just say things got interesting. Laugh, cringe, or LOL—you’ll probably do all three. In this hilarious video, I (almost) try the new trend of chewing glass—stress relief, they said. Danger, they […]
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can do […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself—or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store… yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to vanity fails, Mrs. […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Laugh Your Way Through Midlife with Mrs. Raines!Looking for your next favorite audiobook? 💁🏻♀️ Dive into “Just Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisis”, a comedy free-for-all where Mom is fair game, cowbells ring, dope doobies happen, and somehow one sentence might make you forget your tinnitus. This audiobook is packed with hilarious moments, […]