Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky đ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Instituteâincluding one in âExperimental Glow Theoryââshe decided to film the results.https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/08/SparkleBest.mp4 It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask and an off-brand influencer ring […]
Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: AÂ Kitchen Apparition
In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles âslowly, deliberately – without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/06/3-SnackCabHaunted.mp4 Just the […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
đȘ Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam – complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isnât just fun… itâs freakishly fierce. đ https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/CreamCrypt.mp4 Grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into […]
Iâm Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
   đżÂ Viewing Instructions: Take video with snacks and 8 ounces of chardonnay.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. Cautions: may cause sudden bursts of âsame, girlâ energy and nerve-straining eye rolls. đŁïž At this age balance is important. Thatâs why Iâm concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, Iâm emotionally flammable, and my sanity’s ghosting me. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear Iâm not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. This one did a mic drop […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VWfDAHGUedA More Mrs. Raines The rambunctious, snarky and slightly goofy Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. Judge’s reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance at an AGT “audition” will have you cringe-snorting quick. If you love silly comedy videos this is a winner. […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonderâŠdid I forget something important? Like, say…clothes? Thatâs when you know itâs time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you. I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You […]
Attitude Text to Husband
Comedy Shorts with Mrs. Raines â Dark Humor & Laughs! Itâs comedy shorts time again! đ„ Seven-layer sangria didnât help, but the shot glassâŠletâs just say things got interesting. Laugh, cringe, or LOL – youâll probably do all three. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJ9OqkGypZ0 In this video, I (almost) try the new trend of chewing glass – stress relief, […]
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41TuHWKQrbo This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. Itâs a feel-good funny workout you can […]
Funny Skin & Beauty Issues You’ll Never Believe
https://www.youtube.com/embed/l0dIp46Ts4w?list=PLytg6LDuVNsSwYHdmH1e6lpq5T9caYg4v Sketch Comedy & Beauty-Bloopers with Mrs. Raines Love laughing at yourself – or watching vain people hilariously struggle with aging? This comedy short is for you! Imagine your wallet was a 3D printer, ejecting cash every time you stepped into a med spa or beauty store⊠yep, big LOLs ahead. From skin mishaps to […]
I’ve Gotta Dope Tinnitus Mom
Laugh Your Way Through Midlife with Mrs. Raines!Looking for your next favorite audiobook? Dive into âJust Some Bullshit, Year Ten of My Midlife Crisisâ, a comedy free-for-all where Mom is fair game, cowbells ring, dope doobies happen, and somehow one sentence might make you forget your tinnitus. This audiobook is packed with hilarious moments, self-help […]