Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky ✨ Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results. It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask, some marshmallow fluff, and an […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen. #DarkScience
🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take 1 video with snacks.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. May cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. Isn’t 56 fun? If wellness is a spectrum, I’m somewhere between “colorful […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle… the ancient language of foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks—not by hand, but by pact. […]