Rattles, Whispers, and Nacho Crumbs: A Kitchen Apparition
In a frequently-visited corner of a remote Connecticut home, something stirs in the shadows. A side table, vintage and sturdy, suddenly wobbles —slowly, deliberately – without a hand to coax it. No hint of a draft sneaking in. No paws padding nearby. No pets curious enough to cause the disturbance…or investigate further. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/06/3-SnackCabHaunted.mp4 Just the […]
The Crinkle in the Night
It always starts the same way. With a whispering rustle…the ancient language of tin foil. The time is 2:36 a.m. The house sleeps. Except me. Drawn by a hunger that’s less craving and more curse, I drift barefoot through shadowed halls, led by the siren song of snacks. The pantry door creaks. Not by […]
Forgot My Clothes Fail
Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonder…did I forget something important? Like, say…clothes? That’s when you know it’s time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you. I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
https://youtu.be/eDvDGBxYeUs It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego. Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. 💋 If your lips […]