Dark (Green) Dining with Dr. Nibblestein
Glow Job Gone Janky đź’– Ever wondered what happens when you mix science, skincare, and hubris? Dr. Sybil Nibblestein did. And because she holds several important-sounding degrees from the Midlife Institute—including one in “Experimental Glow Theory”—she decided to film the results.https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/08/SparkleBest.mp4 It started innocently enough: a DIY bioluminescent face mask and an off-brand influencer ring […]
Cream of the Crypt at 56
🪞 Glam takes guts. Fast-forward through the fabulous chaos of getting glam – complete with makeup misfires and midlife flair. Watch as Mrs. Raines transforms into the Cream of the Crypt, proving that 56 isn’t just fun… it’s freakishly fierce. đź’‹ https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/CreamCrypt.mp4 Grab your favorite deodorant, sit back, and get ready to be transported into […]
I’m Balancing My Snacks With Ibuprofen
   🍿 Viewing Instructions: Take video with snacks and 8 ounces of chardonnay.Do not operate heavy machinery unless it dispenses candy. Cautions: may cause sudden bursts of “same, girl” energy and nerve-straining eye rolls. 🗣️ At this age balance is important. That’s why I’m concentrating on a rainbow of foods. Mostly in candy form. […]
Never Let Myself Go? Sis, I’m Already Gone.
https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/NeverGoBedTarget.mp4 I said I’d never let myself go… turns out, I just needed directions At 36, I swore I’d never let myself go. I wore structured pants on weekdays and weekends. I had a skincare routine that involved more than one product. I flossed for fun. Flash forward to 56. I’m gone girl gone. Gone where, you […]
Plugged In, Zoned Out
When your kitchen has more mysteries than your snack drawer. Some people get signs in dreams. I get them in my kitchen. https://mrsraines.com/raines_content/uploads/2025/07/ConfusedKplugFail.mp4 There I was—trying to film a simple, spiritually nourishing snack moment. But my brain and the outlet? They had other plans. I can hear the microwave beep goodbye. Watch the blender revolt. That’s not […]
Ghosted by Estrogen
Hormonstral flare-ups have got me one spiral short of internal peace. Yep, I’m emotionally flammable, and my sanity’s ghosting me. Plus I have the most oddball thoughts come out of nowhere. I swear I’m not on anything (not even gin and olives)…and I’m not sure I can blame hormones. This one did a mic drop […]
Devious Adult Diapers…Awkward!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/VWfDAHGUedA More Mrs. Raines The rambunctious, snarky and slightly goofy Mrs. Raines deals hilariously with more tough questions from the judges on the stage of America’s Got Talent. Judge’s reactions to our favorite contestant’s awkward performance at an AGT “audition” will have you cringe-snorting quick. If you love silly comedy videos this is a winner. […]
What’s Up With Lizard Lips?
https://youtu.be/eDvDGBxYeUs It’s funny – after 50, our lips quietly clock out. Collagen? Gone. Elastin? On vacation. Volume? Filing for retirement. So yes, I got lip filler. Partly for “research” for comedy video shorts…and partly to negotiate with my vintage ego. Anesthesia, beauty tips, and pain – the holy trinity of anti-aging. đź’‹ If your lips […]
Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes
Comedy and fitness together?! Mrs. Raines, a fitness pro in a younger life, offers dope fitness tutorials and workouts, starting here. That’s right, it’s Dope Workouts for Exercise Dopes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41TuHWKQrbo This one’s about smiling, strengthening, and laughing, especially for men, though anyone can benefit. Husband-inspired and fitness motivated. It’s a feel-good funny workout you can […]