Ever walk out the door and suddenly wonder…did I forget something important? Like, say…clothes?
That’s when you know it’s time for a husband tune-up. Pro tip: remind him to remind you.
I have yet to forget to wear clothes outside, thanks to hubby’s friendly reminders. Though to be fair, his exact words are usually, “You planning to terrorize the neighborhood again, or should I fetch your pants?”
Yes, the romance is alive and warm.
Thanks to my hubby’s heroic reminder system, I have yet to debut in public in my birthday suit. Marriage: the ultimate safety net.
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— Mrs. Raines
Snack philosopher. Haunted wanderer.
Author of Roads More Haunted and creator of Midlife Snack.
All the snacks, all the spirits, all the sass.
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